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[ambar]

This is one of those perks of running fanciers.com that I could generally do without.

From: <censored-for-their-protection>@aol.com
Subject: Interview for school: please answer these questions ASAP!
Date: May 26, 2004 8:08:39 PM PDT
To: ambar@clock.org

 

1. Can cats see in color?

2. How can you tell if cats are pregnant?

3. How do cats get pregnant?

4. Are cats smarter than dogs?

5. Why do cats purr?

6. Why do cats "meow"?

7. Are cats faster than dogs?

8. Why do cats prefer milk to water?

9. Can cats be leash-trained?

10. Do cats loose teath?

11. Why do cats like to eat grass?

12. Can cats get a common cold?

13. Can cats get lice?

14. Can cats sense danger?

15. Can they see in the dark?

 

Please answer these questions ASAP.

Thank you!

My response:

I'm sorry, but you have to do your own homework. I already have plenty of my own.

Sincerely,

Jean Marie Diaz

Comments

[koshmom.livejournal.com]

1. Can cats see in color?
I don't know. Ask them?

2. How can you tell if cats are pregnant?
Because they look it.

3. How do cats get pregnant?
They have sex.

4. Are cats smarter than dogs?
They probably think so.

5. Why do cats purr?
Because they feel like it.

6. Why do cats "meow"?
Because they can.

7. Are cats faster than dogs?
Depends on the cat. Depends on the dog.

8. Why do cats prefer milk to water?
Wouldn't you prefer something fresh out of the fridge over something
that has been sitting in the toilet/on the floor for hours?

9. Can cats be leash-trained?
Can people?

10. Do cats loose teath?
Cats loosen many things in their life. However I don't know what a "teath" is. Does it have something to do with a hot beverage made out of Earl Grey or Black Oolong dried leaves? Please explain further.

11. Why do cats like to eat grass?
Because it tastes good to them.

12. Can cats get a common cold?
If they are suseptible to it.

13. Can cats get lice?
I don't see why not.

14. Can cats sense danger?
This is one of those questions you'd have to ask the cat.

15. Can they see in the dark?
Depends how dark it is.


(smart ass answers needed to be given, i couldn't resist)

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Woo-hoo! Let's hear it for the smart-ass patrol...